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50 Bab Ballads, vol 1 by  W.S. Gilbert

50 Bab Ballads, vol 1

Author W.S. Gilbert
Category Humor
Language English
Published 1884
Extract

of these must be your present portion) Listen, while I unveil prophetic lore for you, And sing the fate that Fortune has in store for you.

You'll marry soon--within a year or twain - A bachelor of circa two and thirty: Tall, gentlemanly, but extremely plain, And when you're intimate, you'll call him "BERTIE." Neat--dresses well; his temper has been classified As hasty; but he's very quickly pacified.

You'll find him working mildly at the Bar, After a touch at two or three professions, From easy affluence extremely far, A brief or two on Circuit--"soup" at Sessions; A pound or two from whist and backing horses, And, say three hundred from his own resources.

Quiet in harness; free from serious vice, His faults are not particularly shady, You'll never find him "SHY"--for, once or twice Already, he's been driven by a lady, Who parts with him--perhaps a poor excuse for him - Because she hasn't any further use for him.

Oh! bride of mine--tall, dumpy, dark, or fair! Oh! widow--wife, maybe, or blushing ma

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