If you've gone to the expense of using chauffeur car hire, then you want to get your money's worth. Drink the champagne provided, however cheap, try out all the seats, use the champagne bucket for throwing up in, wind the privacy partition up and down, up and down, up and down, hang out of the window being loud and obnoxious and squeeze as many of your mates in as possible.
For anyone that uses chauffeur car hire, seeing how many people you can cram in is an absolute must. The driver won't mind, in fact, he would think you were rude and unappreciative if you didn't. The idea is, you drive around to your friend's houses to collect them. It is essential that you go to each in turn so that they think they're neighbours think they are something special. The only problem with this is that around prom night there are more limos on the streets than any other car and it becomes the norm.
Drinking the courtesy champagne is a good start on the way to being totally inebriated. Of course, with so many occupants there will need to be more alcohol supplied but there is definitely something daring about travelling in a vehicle whilst being totally wasted. Of course, the champagne bucket comes in useful when the alcohol becomes too much and will get passed around as a sick bucket. Just remember to pull over and empty it occasionally.
The winding up and down of the privacy window is the perfect childish entertainment, particularly if there is a squeak involved. You start off by sitting near the window looking sweet and innocent. One slide of the window will have the driver alert and by the time you've done it ten or twelve times you will see him physically start to bristle as it becomes irritating and you and your mates find it ever more amusing.
If you're a bit of an exercise freak and feel guilty for using chauffeur car hire, why not exercise while you go along? With an open sun roof, you can stand quite comfortably and carry out calf raises while getting fresh air. This is best done when it's not raining or snowing. Sit up's are also possible in the back of this car. Wedge your toes under the back seat and carry out your sit ups at leisure. Best not done in a queue of stop/start traffic or on a belly full of champagne.
Knitting is also a good past time while enjoying the pleasures of chauffeur car hire. Many a good jumper has been constructed by a person sat in the back of a car with nothing better to do and if your wool gets in a two and eight, you can always get the chauffeur to hold out his hands while you wind the wool round.
Crochet, cross stitch and sewing all come under the list of hobbies that can be carried out in the back of such a vehicle but hobbies such as glass blowing, blacksmithing or wood carving are all hobbies probably best left at home.
For anyone that uses chauffeur car hire, seeing how many people you can cram in is an absolute must. The driver won't mind, in fact, he would think you were rude and unappreciative if you didn't. |
